A Real Man...

Mysticluv · Post by **Mysticluv** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:21 pm

(figured this would be appresciated by the ladies.)

What is a real man....

1.) A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.

2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.

3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.

4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.

5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises

6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not fine as hell.

8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS!!!!

9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.....

10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.

11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you.

12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.

13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.

15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.

16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl.

17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

18.) A REAL MAN doesn't go hang out with the guys and pick up chicks when he has one at home that loves him.

19.) A REAL MAN doesn't deny you.

20.) A REAL MAN doesn't just think about sex.

21.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge book by the cover.

22.) A REAL MAN wouldn't use his friendship card to get what he wants.

23.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl.

24.)A REAL MAN wont degrade a woman with words nor will he ever put his hand on her in anger.

25.) A REAL MAN Sends you flowers Just Because.

Thors · Post by **Thors** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 3:53 pm

There's a big problem with this one:

13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.

When she asks her man if her new dress makes her look fat...

"No, you don't look fat in that dress... You look fat because you are fat."

Tell me, do you really want to hear "what's real" no matter what??? Is that being "A REAL MAN"?

I don't think so

A real man is more compassionate than that.

What I would say is (take notes younguns):
No sweetheart, that dress doesnt make you look fat. Youre beautiful in my eyes no matter what you wear.
Wouldn't that work? No lies, passionate/compassionate; But not being 100% informative about the weight.

Ziffle · Post by **Ziffle** » Thu Nov 16, 2006 7:55 pm

Pegi asked if her new pants made her look fat. I told her no, her fat ass made her look fat. She booted me from the guild

Dalla · Post by **Dalla** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 10:44 am

You are as beautiful as the day I met you. You may not have the same body as that day, but then again you are a much more beautiful person now than you were then. You are smarter & stronger and all in all better. I like to think that I have changed for the better too and you are a big reason for that.

Thors · Post by **Thors** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 11:16 am

Dalla wrote:You are as beautiful as the day I met you. You may not have the same body as that day, but then again you are a much more beautiful person now than you were then. You are smarter & stronger and all in all better. I like to think that I have changed for the better too and you are a big reason for that.

Schmooze master, I am not worthy

Adimisha · Post by **Adimisha** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:23 pm

so you're saying im fat?

OMG you think im fat!

You said im fat!

I cant believe you!

These games should be taught to every woman just because its fun to watch men's faces as they scramble for an answer.
But only for use when you know the guy is lying to you.

As for that list.....
The problem is most women dont WANT that, sure, it looks good on paper and as far as thinking of that dreamy dr that they want to marry, but in real life, most woman want a man they can complain about to their friends. And if they find a man like that, they decide hes too good and hiding something. That list is by a woman who just caught her man cheating (or some other unforgivable offense) after thinking he was the beesknees and not realizing until too late that he was total sleeze.
IMO.

Dalla · Post by **Dalla** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:46 pm

Thors, I've only been married for about 18 months, but I've been getting laid for 20 years. You just have to know how to achieve your desired goal!

PS 20 years - man am I old.

Suntuz · Post by **Suntuz** » Fri Nov 17, 2006 8:19 pm

I thought you lived in Florida? Doesnt everyone there get to have thier grade school teacher?

Thors · Post by **Thors** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 10:38 am

After further contemplation ( I hadn't given women enough credit at first) Your comment, Dalla, would only work if she's incredibly naive or dumb as a rock. They'd see all through that line, and you'd get an Adi-esque response.

So in an effort to present a more "REAL MAN" type of response, I'll let a squirrel take a shot at it....

http://www.illwillpress.com/jigg.html

Dalla · Post by **Dalla** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:06 am

Debra La Fave now works at a Hooters in a Primarily retirement community.........O the irony and jokes that have come from that!

Adimisha · Post by **Adimisha** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:41 pm

Thors · Post by **Thors** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:00 pm

...

http://www.illwillpress.com/bra.html

Heemann · Post by **Heemann** » Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:03 pm

Damn I need to visit that hooters then.

Qadain · Post by **Qadain** » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:16 pm

Mysticluv wrote:17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!

...so everyone that plays EQ is a fake man (since it's common knowledge that no women play EQ).

Adimisha · Post by **Adimisha** » Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:08 am

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