Lexr sent me this, funny enough to share:

[Chania]

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right
through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed: "I warned you to be careful! Now we'll
have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much
your lousy drive is going to cost us."


So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A
warm voice said: "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done:
glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
on its side near the broken window.

A man reclining on the couch asked: "Are you the people that
broke my window?"


"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that" the husband
replied.


"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank
you...You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle
for a thousand years. Now that you've releas ed me, I'm allowed to
grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't
mind, I'll keep the last one for myself".

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
life".

"No problem" said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I
can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life!"
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in
every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will
always be safe from fire,
burglary and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been
with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex
with your wife."

The hus band looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know
we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you
think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said:
"You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I
wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?"

"You know I love you sweetheart" said the husband. I'd do the
same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the
rest of the afternoon enjoying each other in every way. After about
three hours of non-stop sex, the genie
rolled over and looked
directly into her eyes and asked, How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"NO SHIT" He said,


"Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"

[Revrich]

i fell for that once, once!