Beef. Bacon. Deep Fried. Yes, this was my dinner...

[Jildaan]

[Jildaan]

/burp.

[Gorkeyah]

I had a heart attack just looking at the picture! heh

[Ventrix]

Health Statistics > Obesity (most recent) by country

Showing latest available data.
Rank Countries Amount
# 1 United States: 30.6%
# 2 Mexico: 24.2%
# 3 United Kingdom: 23%
# 4 Slovakia: 22.4%
# 5 Greece: 21.9%
# 6 Australia: 21.7%
# 7 New Zealand: 20.9%
# 8 Hungary: 18.8%
# 9 Luxembourg: 18.4%

[Gorkeyah]

We're number 1! We're number 1! We're number 1! USA! USA! USA!!

[Ferriciean Aetas]

Awesome Statistics > Awesomenicity (most recent) by country

Showing latest available data.
Rank Countries Amount
# 1 United States: 99.6%
# 2 Australia: 0.4%
# 3 Mexico: 0%
# 4 United Kingdom: 0%
# 5 Slovakia: 0%
# 6 Greece: 0%
# 7 New Zealand: 0%
# 8 Hungary: 0%
# 9 Luxembourg: 0%

[Chania]

Awesome Statistics > Awesomenicity (most recent) by country

Showing latest available data.
Rank Countries Amount
#Even better than 1 Canada 10000.9%
# 1 United States: 99.6%
# 2 Australia: 0.4%
# 3 Mexico: 0%
# 4 United Kingdom: 0%
# 5 Slovakia: 0%
# 6 Greece: 0%
# 7 New Zealand: 0%
# 8 Hungary: 0%
# 9 Luxembourg: 0%

Clearly a forgery, you left Canada off the list