Clocks and Lies!!

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skwish
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Clocks and Lies!!

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So this man died and went to heaven. Shortly after arriving he observed several clocks behind him in sets of seven and ask the presiding Angel what these clocks meant.

{{The Angel replied}} : These clocks represent individuals on earth and the lies they tell or have told.

The man asked : Who's clock is this for it has not even moved since I have been here.

{{The Angel replied}} : Mother Teresa's

The man asked : Who's clock is this for it is moving, but really slow!

{{The Angel replied}} : This clock is Abe Lincoln's indicating he has lied but very little in his lifetime.

The man then asked : Where is the clock that is missing from this set of seven.

{{The Angel Replied}} : Oh, that one is Barrack Obama's and it still exist but Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan in the throne room


note: I am not politically affiliated with any party and do not care to discuss why you love or hate Obama. I just laughed a little when I heard this joke .. enjoy if possible :P
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Khaarma
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Re: Clocks and Lies!!

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how do you know a politician is lying ?? their lips are moving :shock:
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Re: Clocks and Lies!!

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God is in Control :D He lives :)
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