A home for EQ's zoophiles?

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Ventrix
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A home for EQ's zoophiles?

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EiE is known as probably the most tolerant and non-judgmental of EQ Guilds, especially when it comes to welcoming our LBGT brothers, sisters and those as yet unclassifiable. But what of the world's zoophiles, those people who can only achieve sexual satisfaction from congress with animals? Do we have any of these folk in our Guild (and if not, why not)? Surely in this modern age no right-thinking person would suggest that zoophilia is unethical so long as it involves no harm or cruelty to the animal involved and consent has been obtained. Perhaps now is the time to set an example. Let's appoint a senior EiE officer to be responsible for increasing the shockingly small percentage of EIE members who have yet to come out as proud zoophiles.

The following tragic news story should soften the hearts of those who still have some lingering prejudice towards this persecuted minority:

"Man arrested for having sex with horses for third time, breaking leg in process

A man from Texas has been arrested for trying to have sex with a horse in February, an act in which he broke his leg.
Cirilo Castillo Jr, 45, who has a history of this activity, was found injured in a barn in Edinburg, Texas in the morning on 17 February, according to a police statement.
An ambulance took Mr Castillo to the hospital for treatment after he was found at 7am by the owner of the barn, who was feeding her animals.
She had warned him to stay away from the barn after a prior arrest for having sex with her horses.
Mr Castillo claimed that he was struck by a car and crawled to the barn for shelter, however officers believe he was kicked by a horse. An ambulance took him to hospital for treatment.
Hidalgo County investigators issued a warrant for his arrest and he was taken into custody on June 2 for the charge of criminal trespass, for which Mr Castillo could face up to 180 days in jail.
Mr Castillo has served two sentences for past sexual incidents with horses."
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At least this didn't happen in Florida!
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When asked for a witness statement, one horse was heard to say "By the pricking of my ..., Something wicked this way comes. "
The other horses, when asked for comment said "Neigh".
The reporters only comment was "I am seeing a lot of long faces hear at the scene of the horse crime."
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Horses don't have thumbs !
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I dont know if i dare watch portly's youtube video :shock: :shock:
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