(If you haven’t heard ‘The Hero of Canton’, please Youtube it
Tak…..
The girl they call Taaaaak…..
She healed us with skill and saved us from pain’s wrack
And when she was absent we’d curse for the lack
Of her charms and her beauty and clerical nack
The erudite cleric
The girl they call Taaaak….
Now Tak was a dark haired maven
A lady of grace and refine
And when EiE would start raidin’
None of us could ever toe the line
Tori said ‘I need every swinging d____ to focus’
We said ‘we will try, but don’t forget’
When Takhisis is among us
We are all powerlussus
To free ourselves from Tak’s siren net
She flew on fae wings and a Jrex’s back
When Frot would chastise her she’d give him a smack
Her sensual endowments made us want to frak
The erudite cleric
The girl they call Taaaak….
And In truth, every one of us suspected
That if Telloc ever truly did her wrong
And he got his shirt and tie
From a rube like you or I
She’d get a rise from every single Echoes…..err….guild standard (I love you Marnee!!!)
There would be monk and SK blood in the houses
There would be wizard and bard blood in the Hall
For the chance to win the hand
Or be under the command
Of the lady upon the Fuzzy Throne
She jacked up the parse and she never did slack
Despite goblets of gin and our witty wise cracks
Gave us that tingly feeling way down in our….extraplanar trade satchels… (don’t kill me Marnee!!!)
THE ERUDITE CLERIC
THE GIRL THEY CALL TAAAAAAK!!!!!!
