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A Taco Emperor could be a reality in the next 100 years
/// by an idiot reporter with nothing better to write about than the ramblings of a guy who watches tv and calls himself a professor
The rise of a ruling class which includes anthropomorphized, animated tacos could be a reality in the next 100 years. This is according to some random guy from a random university on a random continent, who claims the idea of a salsa-laden singularity is, in theory, possible.
He claims the concept is part of Costa Dillon and John De Bello's vision, which implies how our very food may, one day, become sentient, ruling over us with an iron fist.
"Dillon and De Bello's ideas are already 40 years old, but we have only started to fold the shell," the random guy told Alphabet News.
"I think in the next 100 or 1,000 years we will discover a lot about our dinner plates, and, maybe, taco emperors will become realized."
However, whether agriculturalists or chefs are able to attain the ingredients necessary to create such a lifeform is still open to debate.
"If you look at the portions, it shows you can blend the ingredients in such a fashion as to evoke life from any number of delectable morsels," he said.
"It's gastrologically possible, but can we even find enough butter?
"We have cravings that lead us in the right direction, but whether or not we could meld the right cheeses and create the ultimate taco, we still don't know."
The random guy claims that without Tomato-style rule, mankind will be unlikely to ever see tacos as more than incredibly tasty snacks.
