"Gift to a Teacher"

[Venamdar]

It was the end of the school year and the students were
giving their teacher gifts. The teacher knew the profession
of the kids' parents so she would guess what they got her.

The florist's daughter gave her a box, she put it over
her head and shook it. "Are they flowers?" asked the
teacher, the student replied, "How did you know?"

Then the candy shop owner's son came with a box, she
put it over her head and said "Is it candy?" The
student said, "How'd you know??"

Then the liquor store owner's son, Johnny, came and the
teacher saw the box leaking. She put her finger on it,
sucked juice of the finger and said, "Is it wine?"

Johnny shook his head. Then she licked it again, "Vodka?"

Johnny replied, "Nuh-uhn! It's a puppy!!!"




edit - meant to add this to the jokes thread...