Xorbb 3 - We can do it!

[zarnill]

Hi all,

I joined EiE because my friends were here. Since being here I've seen amazing game play at a level that I only imagined. I'm convinced we can beat Xorbb. Since beating him the first time in a wild Zerg fest of death and decay we've only become stronger, more knowledgeable, faster, wiser, and younger (okay that last one is BS but the rest is true). With every raid loot since we have become stronger. There aren't any guilds better than us. Sure, on the second attempt many of us were distracted by beer, wives screaming obscenities at us, children crying, or sending naked pictures to Australians we don't really know. Since we started EQ, when our deaths were mostly were from common falling off platforms, looking at spell books in a retarded mana regen scheme only to be slaughtered by roaming mobs, or simply losing control as we ran in plane of sky because we were picking our noses, we have spent ridiculous amounts of time sitting in worn out chairs mastering an inane game. Those forever lost hours of our lives will be put to good 'virtual' use the next time we meet Xorbb - The big poopy head. He will die, Delfino will stand a top his bulbous, disgusting eye of a corpse he will lift his fists above his head and proclaim "ADRIEANNE, ADRIENNE." Sure, you're thinking. "Thousands will die." Yes. I cannot deny that, but consider many of those are rangers, bards, gnomes... and completely expendable. Given a choice between guildacide or victory I would choose.. eeh.. those are the same thing... I'd choose both.

[Dimleelit]

So you're related to Jthall how?

[bloodsire]

haha Dimlee