What really happens.

Himek · Post by **Himek** » Thu May 19, 2005 4:39 pm

Ever wonder what really goes on while you wait for the hanvar event to start?

Chubz grabs Himek, Leo, Bobo, Vendy and they hang out by the door.

Albertum waltz's over and starts to chat with Chubz, meanwhile, Oos and Zilk are chillin down the way a bit hittin' on Kelisti, Myrrha and the rest of the clerics.

Zilk: "So, a few CH's and how about a drink later in Neriak?"
Kelisti: "No heals for j00!"
Zilk: "How `bout the drink?"
Kelisti: "No!"

Phad and Rudan point and laugh.

Meanwhile, back at the hybrids --->

Himek stands in the wrong place oblivious of what's going on around him.

Leo tells Himek: Yer in the wrong place lol
Himek tells Leo: Ok.. and I've done this before... when?
Chubz says "wtf himek, over here"

Albertum looks on in utter disbelief, shakes his head and starts to walk over to the gang. As he rounds the corner...

Atlas says "Yo, alby.. I got some trip wire, how about just tripping the adds and dog piling them?" as he smiles and shakes his head.

Alby shakes his head and walks over to the druids that seemed to have gathered in the corner. There is a sign posted that says... "Aaric H8ers Sign Up Here!" Before he can do anything, Aaric walks back back from handing over all the augs to Gude the DKP god.

The druids start whistling innocently and Aaric throws his hands in the air, "WTF??!" and walks on. Little did he know, Atlas was putting his plan into action.

BAM!

"WTF is this?!" Aaric says as he trips over one of several wires. He looks back only to see a red robe running back to where the gang is. A Maniacal laugh echoes in the background. The sound of clerics, tanks and wizzards laughing fills the halls.

Meanwhile... Back at the Raid force ---->

Alby hears something to the effect of chanters on strike.

"What's up with them?" Alby says to Qadain pointing to the chanters who have stacked their spells books and are attempting to talk a mage into nuking them.
"They're tired of the tanks breaking mez in here... they're on strike." Qadain announces.

Meanwhile, the beastlords have set up a "cock fight" with their pets.

"10k says my pet womps yer ass!" Keonos chuckles at Kirishu.
Kirishu announces a deal and without warning, unleashes her tiger on the wolf.

Hemo, irritated at the delay announces "Are done screwing around?!"

From the tank area, and loud voice is heard:

Phad says "If you would hurry the fuck up, we might be able to start!"

Alby looks at Hemo and motions his head towards the tanks. Just as Hemo passes the hybrids, he trips over Aaric who still has not gotten up.

"WTF is this?!" Hemo shouts. A roll of laughter emmits from both ends of the hall and from the hybrids.

"Atlas did it, hemo." Aaric says.

"This IS a pretty good Idea ya know... Just dogpile the right the fuck here when they fall. I mean, look at me, I can hold these fuckers down!" Hemo admits, as a conversation begins right there on the floor between them.

About this time, Kelisti and the rest of the clerics shout:

"HOMO! HTF up!!!"

Back at the raid, Alby has conviced the Chanters not to go on strike. Apparently, drinks are on him in Erudine as a celebration. Ventrix had changed his way and have conviced the druids to stop h8ing Aaric for 10 minutes while they get this done.

Aaric gets up, shakes off the dirt and stands withing talking distance to Himek.

"Don't forget to pull that one back to them ok...?"
Himek stands there for a min, looks at Aaric and says "Well, Atlas had a good idea there with the trip wire, and Roob thought it was such a good idea, that he put it on the other side of the door, too!"

Arric looks back and shakes his head and watches Hemo head off to the tank area.

Chubs announces "Ok trials run!! To your places"

Himek, suddenly realizing he is in the wrong place, runs to the other paladins when he trips over the wires.

"WTF?!"

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Yes, I was bored.

Xenir · Post by **Xenir** » Thu May 19, 2005 5:11 pm

Wow I didn't realize how much things had changed in EQ until I read this and only recognized Chubz

Beckah · Post by **Beckah** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:07 pm

Phad says "If you would hurry the fuck up, we might be able to start!"

If Phad uses the F word now, then things have really changed!

Qadain · Post by **Qadain** » Thu May 19, 2005 10:52 pm

Nah, he doesn't. His "F" word is "folks."

Kelisti68 · Post by **Kelisti68** » Fri May 20, 2005 8:36 am

That was cute Himek

Himek · Post by **Himek** » Fri May 20, 2005 4:38 pm

Actually, the F word is probably a metaphor/symbolic work for the kind of week I had... the F word is just something I toss out there because it is the only word that I can think of besides DUDE that can be used as a whole sentance. No reflection on anyone at all.

Kirishu · Post by **Kirishu** » Fri May 20, 2005 5:06 pm

We all know that my little tigger bet the snot out of them flee bitten dogs.

Qadain · Post by **Qadain** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:15 pm

Himek wrote:Actually, the F word is probably a metaphor/symbolic work for the kind of week I had... the F word is just something I toss out there because it is the only word that I can think of besides DUDE that can be used as a whole sentance. No reflection on anyone at all.

Actually, most intransitive verbs can be used as a whole sentence.

At any rate, I bet Phad would spell the "F" word with a "ph" instead, though I have absolutely no basis for thinking that.

AaricThreepwood24 · Post by **AaricThreepwood24** » Fri May 20, 2005 7:29 pm

wtf!?

lol, that's funny

Kelisti68 · Post by **Kelisti68** » Fri May 20, 2005 11:03 pm

Aaric WTF.... come back home

Adimisha · Post by **Adimisha** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:03 am

I only stood under that sign cos it was on recycled paper. I swear I didnt mean it Aaric honey!

Meecha143 · Post by **Meecha143** » Sat May 21, 2005 3:00 pm

Can we hurry this fucking thing up all fucking ready, that is me, maybe he mistook my fulgorism for phad. Who knows